“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?”― Daniel Radcliffe (via agiilebeast)
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
rapunzel papunzel let down your long hair so i can wipe my ass
I loved this speech so fucking much, just agree with all of it
The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.
#sometimes communications officers pick up old transmissions#fragments of status reports lost in subspace#distress signals from ships far beyond any kind of help#as a general rule comm officers don’t log every transmission that passes through their consoles#that would be impossible#but recording these signals is a tradition dating back to the earliest days of interstellar flight#some of them are nearly as old as that#usually all that’s left is audio but once in a while there are images#badly distorted and barely visible#on slow nights when uhura has pulled the late shift she sifts through the recordings#she’s not sure why#it’s just that it seems wrong to let them go unheard (fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website