I hate it when people tell me about the drugs they do and then complain about the experience expecting sympathy it’s so dumb and it’s such a pet peeve ugh
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
"Pretend to Sleep" based loosely on Night Vale episodes
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
"Star Trek Universe" by Paul Rivoche (1976)