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I hate it when people tell me about the drugs they do and then complain about the experience expecting sympathy it’s so dumb and it’s such a pet peeve ugh

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

abigaillarson:

"Pretend to Sleep" based loosely on Night Vale episodes

abigaillarson:

"Pretend to Sleep" based loosely on Night Vale episodes

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

boomerstarkiller67:

"Star Trek Universe" by Paul Rivoche (1976)