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“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?”

Daniel Radcliffe (via agiilebeast)

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

tupacabra:

rapunzel papunzel let down your long hair so i can wipe my ass

tupacabra:

rapunzel papunzel let down your long hair so i can wipe my ass

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

thetallblacknerd:

I loved this speech so fucking much, just agree with all of it

kombateli:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

kombateli:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

ifeelbetterer:

#sometimes communications officers pick up old transmissions#fragments of status reports lost in subspace#distress signals from ships far beyond any kind of help#as a general rule comm officers don’t log every transmission that passes through their consoles#that would be impossible#but recording these signals is a tradition dating back to the earliest days of interstellar flight#some of them are nearly as old as that#usually all that’s left is audio but once in a while there are images#badly distorted and barely visible#on slow nights when uhura has pulled the late shift she sifts through the recordings#she’s not sure why#it’s just that it seems wrong to let them go unheard (fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)

ifeelbetterer:

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

bruceykinns:

onetobeamup:

the answer to the question “how old should a child be when u tell them shatner’s hair isn’t real” is never. let them remain pure and untouched by such knowledge forever. do not ever shatter that illusion r u kidding

do not shatner the illusion